About Me

I am a writer.
I live by the sea.
I like penguins, whiskey and chocolate biscuits.
I am crazy about the colour pink.
I believe everything TV tells me.
I am very clumsy.
I bake well, sing badly and dream excessively.
I move like a ragdoll and dress like a dork.

Things aren't always easy and they're never ever neat. The best you can hope for is to gather up the whole mess of scraps, patches and pins and stitch them altogether into something beautiful and useful and warm.
A patchwork heart.

All of this is true.

Pretend to care! Read the heartfelt ramblings of my blog. You will be amazed.*

*Results may vary.